Sapphire Fiend

Do we really have to do this promo? Seriously there isn’t anyone who doesn’t know the Sapphire Fiend.

Heck, even I grew up hearing the stories of the Azure Dynamo. My father and his father watched the movies. Remember Sapphire Fiend in The Invasion of the Undead? That was a classic! The way he took on that Necromancer and delivered a piledriver onto the coffin?

How old is he anyway? Those movies have been out for years, and he’s not even slowing down! I heard he’s been banned from winning the Moote Carlo championship belt again. Yeah yeah it became such a sure thing that they were rumoured to make sure he never won. Not even because the fans didn’t like it – they like it more than ever! It’s the bookies. Apparently they were leaving the town in droves since the closest they could get to a decent bet was who would lose against him first!

How are you still fiddling with the camera? You’re not? What do you mean we’ve been rolling this whole time?!